#tbt to this weird time hanging with our buddies, Woody and Buzz, after Toy Story 3 like a million years ago.๐Ÿš€ #cringe (at Hollywood High School)

#tbt to this weird time hanging with our buddies, Woody and Buzz, after Toy Story 3 like a million years ago.๐Ÿš€ #cringe (at Hollywood High School)

I’m babysitting and these two girls are the nicest, cutest little girls on this planet of earth, but for some reason their aunt is here and is a fucking nutcase and I’m pretty sure she has a cocaine problem and just in case I die, that’s what happened.

P.S. It’s been a while, Internet, I hope we’re still buds

PARTY OVER HERE. #jazzercise (at Jones Coffee)

PARTY OVER HERE. #jazzercise (at Jones Coffee)

I saw a mountain lion a few minutes ago, and I googled and found out that his name is P-22, which is a horrible name for a cat, so I named him Sparkles instead.

BUT YOU SAY THEIR JUST MY FRIENDS #thebizneversleeps #neitherdoesfrienship #backstreetsback

BUT YOU SAY THEIR JUST MY FRIENDS #thebizneversleeps #neitherdoesfrienship #backstreetsback

Dinner date๐Ÿ’ #hestealsmyheart #andmyfood  (at Zankou Chicken)

Dinner date๐Ÿ’ #hestealsmyheart #andmyfood (at Zankou Chicken)

lazy saturday, yo.

lazy saturday, yo.

Dear Tiny Wings,
You can cut the act, we all know the game is rigged for the red bird, and we think it’s bullshit. How am I supposed to deal with this, as the mother of Green Bird, when he comes home from flight school with low self esteem because Red Bird told him that his wings were “abnormally tiny” and that there’s nothing he can do to win a level. Everyone knows Red Bird is juicing anyway. I am outraged. Red Bird is the Lance Armstrong of small-winged bird racing and you aren’t doing anything to stop it. I expect you, the creators of Tiny Wings, to pay for Green Bird’s psychiatry bills when he’s a poorly adjusted adult bird. You can all go to bird hell for what you’re doing to my bird family.
Sincerely,
Hailey Hays, infuriated bird mother

jenngofett:

That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying โ€œAs you wishโ€, what he meant was, โ€œI love you.โ€

(Source: oberlyn)